HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHaAHAH last night is coming back to me. I was fried last night and got home late. When i was changing into my pjs I tripped and fell onto an open drawer and cut my back open. I was so pissed off that I gave up on changing and just passed out in my bed naked and bleeding. I woke up this morning confused as to why I was naked in bed with blood stained sheets but now I remember and I’m fucking dying of laughter.
I’m sitting here listing to robson girl by mac demarco and feeling like i’m exactly where i need to be right now.
I know you do baby cum here
i broke my doorknob